Avid petter of stranger dogs. Excellent eater of all the things. Adventurous traveler of lots of places.

Despite my resting work face, as a former employer once dubbed by professional demeanor when given literally any responsibility, I write mostly comedy. It’s mostly funny, because it’s mostly true. And I’m mostly serious when at work because I have a crippling fear of fucking up. Blame my childhood trauma I guess?

STRENGTHS AS A HUMAN/WRITER:

  • Uses colorful & expressive language

  • Finds the humor in almost every situation

  • Gets along with literally anyone

SHORTCOMINGS AS A HUMAN/WRITER:

  • Says “fuck” in her about me

  • Deflects feelings with jokes

  • Gets along with literally anyone